The Hmmmm! Factor

This is my maiden attempt to write a blog. Hence i thought I would begin my ramble with trivia, which is of immense import to guys who are still single. A subject of discussions that has never been attempted to understand by MANkind: the hmmmm! guys frequently get to see during their extended chat sessions with women.Ever wondered what the hmmm, means? It could mean anything: disinterest, absolute apathy, boredom, expectation, irritation, and sometimes even petty jealousy.Here's what i learnt during my countless chat sessions during the period of seven years:Take for instance those with a habit of saying hmmmm even before the completion of your sentence. Beware! This is a definite sign of disinterest.Occurance of such an instance calls for prudence on the part of the guy, since pressing his luck too far will break all vestiges of courtesy left in the girl. The result may be a very polite/polished (or a vey impolite/rude): "get lost" remark from the girl.Absolute apathy usually is the product of constant attempts on the part of a guy to get too friendly with a girl who cares a darn whether you are dead or alive. The hmmm, in the this case, appears at the end of every sentence and is concluded by a "hey you dont mind, am a bit busy ok" sentence.Boredom is when the lady on the Net has had too much from you for a day. In this case, the hmmm is monotonous and usually makes an appearance after you type paragraphs (that she considers inane details) about your past, present, future and details about what you did as a kid.Expectation is when the lady adds "then" after every hmmm! These are definite signs that the lady seeks something from the guy, who is too much of a dullard to understand the obvious signs/signals. Such conversations is most likely to lead to dissappointments for both sides involved.Irritation is obvious when you attempt to butt into a conversation between two people who seem already content with have each other's company. The lady will appear to intersperse "accha" or "ok" with her "hmmm". But in all probablity she is not even interested in opening your dialog box but only to say hmmm! ok and bading goodbye to you.The hmmm from a girl suffering from bouts of petty jealousy is usually short and followed by the word "really?", a sign of disbelief and anger. The occurances of such cases are normally the fallout of a girl watching her guy having a very "friendly chat" with another girl she dislikes by sight. Persuasive powers may be put to severe test in this case on the part of the guy.Well my research in this subject continues. My networking has improved vastly but then as someone said: "Mysterious are the ways of women", my search continues for a comprehensive answer to this hmmm factor.